1. I looooove to eat.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
10 Things About This Asian Guy
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Summer Break
First of all I'm always excited when it comes to our Summer breaks. I believe it is one of the best parts of the year. Even though I'm really looking forward to the break, I think I will miss Sage School....well I would be lying if I say I would miss this school but I will definitely miss my....
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
My Miracly Miracle.
If I could perform any miracle, I would choose to give myself superpowers. I'm going to be able to fly and become invincible. My costume is magenta with turquoise polka dots. When the city becomes disastrous I will use my super strong powers to detain juvenile
bad boys. They will ride in a limousine on their way to jail. My powers will help other people because they will feel safer outside and it's going to be good for them, much like broccoli is healthy for humans. I presume the complications in the city will disappear when I hit the streets.
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Monday, May 4, 2009
the Doctor & the dark baby
"This is just awful," said the doctor as he took a deep breath. He picked up the basket and took a peak inside. It seems someone dropped off a heavy present at the hospital. The doctor opened it and found a baby sucking on broccoli. The mom was so agile she left the baby on the doorstep without being seen. So the doctor took the baby inside to the ER (emergency room). "What kind of mother would abandon her child so easily," thought the doctor. She must be a ridiculous mom and no one would recommend this kind of behavior. The doctor arrived at the ER and put the baby on a bed hospital bed. It was crucial that the baby was given milk or baby food immediately so he won't starve to death. The doctor unwrapped the baby from it's blanket and found suede shoes. It looked like leather for a second, which is expensive. Then the doctor took off what looked like a turban from the baby's head and found an opossum. The other nurses ran a CAT SCAN on the baby and they found possum bites all over the baby's head. It was a contagious disease that can have a disastrous effect on the head. The doctors in the entire hospital rushed to the emergency room right away carrying tools to cut open the baby's head. It was necessary to reduce the swelling on the left side. The doctor's presume the baby is only minutes from seeing the light. One of the nurses couldn't take it anymore. She took a very very sharp knife and ran towards the baby as if she was going to stab him. No one in the room thought she was actually going to do it, but she did. The crazy nurse kept running and suddenly she tripped over a midget. The knife from her hands flew across the room and went straight inside the baby's big head. At that moment all the puss and fluid came gushing out the skull. Everybody panicked. The doctor gave the baby CPR. That didn't work because the baby was kicking the doctor away from his face. After a long fight with the baby, the doctors and nurses finally fixed the hole in the baby's head and gave him his broccoli back. At the end of the day every one in the hospital was happy when they found out the baby was going to be put on Craigslist for adoption!
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
I am a cloud
As long as I give H2o
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Saturday, April 11, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Blogger Experience
There's really nothing bad I can say about Blogger. Overall, it's pretty fascinating and I enjoyed what i've done so far. I like every available feature in Blogger, it's almost like Myspace but not as popular yet. To sum it up, I'm having a blast doing this and I wish we could have done this in the past.
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