the Doctor & the dark baby

"This is just awful," said the doctor as he took a deep breath.  He picked up the basket and took a peak inside.  It seems someone dropped off a heavy present at the hospital.  The doctor opened it and found a baby sucking on broccoli.  The mom was so agile she left the baby on the doorstep without being seen.  So the doctor took the baby inside to the ER (emergency room).  "What kind of mother would abandon her child so easily," thought the doctor.  She must be a ridiculous mom and no one would recommend this kind of behavior.  The doctor arrived at the ER and put the baby on a bed hospital bed.  It was crucial that the baby was given milk or baby food immediately so he won't starve to death.  The doctor unwrapped the baby from it's blanket and found suede shoes.  It looked like leather for a second, which is expensive.  Then the doctor took off what looked like a turban from the baby's head and found an opossum.  The other nurses ran a CAT SCAN on the baby and they found possum bites all over the baby's head.  It was a contagious disease that can have a disastrous effect on the head.  The doctors in the entire hospital rushed to the emergency room right away carrying tools to cut open the baby's head.  It was necessary to reduce the swelling on the left side.  The doctor's presume the baby is only minutes from seeing the light.  One of the nurses couldn't take it anymore.  She took a very very sharp knife and ran towards the baby as if she was going to stab him.  No one in the room thought she was actually going to do it, but she did.  The crazy nurse kept running and suddenly she tripped over a midget.  The knife from her hands flew across the room and went straight inside the baby's big head.  At that moment all the puss and fluid came gushing out the skull.  Everybody panicked.  The doctor gave the baby CPR.  That didn't work because the baby was kicking the doctor away from his face.  After a long fight with the baby, the doctors and nurses finally fixed the hole in the baby's head and gave him his broccoli back.  At the end of the day every one in the hospital was happy when they found out the baby was going to be put on Craigslist for adoption!

This legend is still told today and you can find pictures of this baby on his website.  He no longer lives in Africa.  Now he lives in Miami, Florida.  He was last seen on a boat heading to Cuba.  Officials believe "the baby" is involved in a drug trade.